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What to write in Baby cards

Funny messages for baby cards

Here are some funny things to write in a card for a new baby.

  • I think it’s time we had the ‘talk.’ Babies don’t really come from storks…
  • We thought you were far too old to give birth, but it seems you’ve proved us wrong. Congratulations!
  • Call me if you need a babysitter. I’ll look one up in the phonebook for you!

    Messages for baby cards

    Things to write in a card for a new baby.

    • My very best wishes to the new parents and a warm welcome to the new arrival
    • We’re very excited that God has blessed you with another member of your family. Looking forward to meeting him/her soon
    • Congratulations! So much joy in such a small package