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Funny messages for leaving cards

Looking for something funny to write in a leaving card? Have the last laugh with one of these messages!

  • It’s sad to see you go, but you did have the best desk and I’ll look after it well
  • I’ve worked with many, many people in my career and I can honestly say that you’ve been one of them
  • Try not to miss me too much!
  • Off to pastures new? Just remember, there’s crap in every field
  • We had some great times – while you were out
  • Leaving? I didn’t know you’d started!
  • See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, can I have your mousemat, and your stapler too?
  • Time for you to be released back into the wild
  • Thank God you’re going, now I don’t have to pretend that I like you anymore
  • Can I have your chair?
  • Well done, you escaped! Please send help back for the rest of us!
  • We all clubbed together to celebrate you leaving. We didn’t invite you – we didn’t think clubbing was your sort of thing
  • I’m sorry to see the back of you – but it’s better than the front!
  • I’d like to say it’s been nice working with you, but that would suggest you’ve actually done some work
  • I’m really gonna miss ya, but not enough to kiss ya