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Funny birthday messages

For a really happy birthday, try a funny message!

  • An old fart is as good as a new one
  • Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one
  • With age comes wisdom (you’re one of the wisest people I know!)
  • Happy birthday! You’re not getting older, just a little closer to death
  • It’s nice that everyone remembered your birthday. Mine was yesterday
  • Hippo Bathday 2 Ewes
  • So many candles… so little cake!
  • Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic!
  • You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it!
  • Birthdays are good for you! Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest