Funny messages for baby cards
Here are some funny things to write in a card for a new baby.
- I think it’s time we had the ‘talk.’ Babies don’t really come from storks…
- We thought you were far too old to give birth, but it seems you’ve proved us wrong. Congratulations!
- Call me if you need a babysitter. I’ll look one up in the phonebook for you!
- I heard babies suck, especially when they’re hungry!
- A new baby in the house! You must be so excited you can hardly sleep!