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Funny messages for baby cards

Here are some funny things to write in a card for a new baby.

  • I think it’s time we had the ‘talk.’ Babies don’t really come from storks…
  • We thought you were far too old to give birth, but it seems you’ve proved us wrong. Congratulations!
  • Call me if you need a babysitter. I’ll look one up in the phonebook for you!

  • I heard babies suck, especially when they’re hungry!
  • A new baby in the house! You must be so excited you can hardly sleep!